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Ashamed_Sister

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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7588
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

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On 03/06/2013 at 5:28pm - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving mah guy a blowjob. When he blurtd out, "Oh Jesus" I assumd I was doing a good job. I lookd up to see the expression on his face an noticd a look of terror. He looool was staring at mah growling cat, two second away from clawing his face off. big fat FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ad to pee so bad tat I ran downstars wit no glasses on and stumbld into te batroom, alf blind. I sat down on te toilet and realizd just a little late tat my older sister and er boyfriend were aving sex in te battub.

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my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman... and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school 4 the past three years. FML

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On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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On 08/20/2012 at 8:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was Suntanning Outside, When I Had A Bout Of Nausea. I Rushed To The Toilet, Hoping At All Costs To Just Dry-heave It Away. When I Lifted The Lid, I Was Faced With Two Of The Most Rancid Floaters I've Ever Seen, Courtesy Of Mah Live-in Gran. Well, Mah Stomach's Empty Now. FML

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