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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 9422
  • Number of comments : 298
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

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Fucked!<b>goodshadow2163</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 11:48pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:57pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 1:56am<b>Jxc93</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Ladisa</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:58pm<b>mcbeefsteak</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:59am<b>Stroothoes</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:25pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:56pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 1:56pm<b>dcam13</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 1:51pm<b>enginsteve</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 9:01am<b>Dom_Olivares</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:54pm<b>michaelaranda</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:53pm<b>DelbertGWIII</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:25pm<b>Michaelsupset</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:33pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:32pm<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:13pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 10:50am

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Ashamed_Sister's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

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On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25891) - you deserved it (4856)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

#21417148
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (4786)

On 05/28/2015 at 2:05pm - intimacy - by MarieAmber18 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

#21411283
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30234) - you deserved it (2498)

On 05/17/2015 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

#21409835
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (2380)

On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

#21409816
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23886) - you deserved it (5848)

On 05/14/2015 at 12:26am - kids - by ptarr12345 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32096) - you deserved it (4733)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44420) - you deserved it (3317)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35979) - you deserved it (3685)

On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45983) - you deserved it (3357)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45219) - you deserved it (3159)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36450) - you deserved it (2707)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML

#21348979
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32263) - you deserved it (4567)

On 02/03/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by wtfdaughter - Brazil (Pernambuco)

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

#21327839
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25413) - you deserved it (45110)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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