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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 9165
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

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Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

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