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ArmyGTO
  • Town/Country : East Peoria, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArmyGTO : Im in the Army, I hate the Army. And i love to see all of yalls complete and utter failures... Oh and if your hot message me!

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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8855) - you deserved it (45000)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (4259)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (7369)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47287) - you deserved it (8895)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (3773)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39474) - you deserved it (6025)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)



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