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Im in the Army, I hate the Army. And i love to see all of yalls complete and utter failures... Oh and if your hot message me!
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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

By paulwatson93 - / Tuesday 17 May 2011 04:28 / United States

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 April 2011 17:10 / United States

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

By Text / Monday 25 April 2011 16:27 / United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

By Jade - / Monday 25 April 2011 13:49 / United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

By Danny / Monday 25 April 2011 13:07 /