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AnneFTW's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

by Shamu / 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

by hurley / 02/27/2011 at 5:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

by hurley / 02/27/2011 at 5:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

by ldbella / 02/27/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Kids

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

by rhartnett11 / 02/16/2011 at 7:56am / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

by Ihavealisp / 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

by AliRocks / 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 3:12am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

by awesome / 09/21/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

by hatelittleboys / 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

by sara / 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

by kennedygeeee / 09/07/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the drive way, hurting my leg and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

by broken / 09/02/2009 at 5:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2009 at 9:34am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous