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Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28559) - you deserved it (6343)

On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24577) - you deserved it (9101)

On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24577) - you deserved it (9101)

On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

#15135659
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (31898)

On 02/27/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ldbella - United States

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

#15000344
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23605) - you deserved it (36190)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29422) - you deserved it (6406)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (22620)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

#14342949
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55392) - you deserved it (4236)

On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112228) - you deserved it (15219)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7533) - you deserved it (71843)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

#5841852
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (55588)

On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38152) - you deserved it (9320)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

#5116471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54247) - you deserved it (2159)

On 09/07/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by kennedygeeee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the drive way, hurting my leg and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

#4994613
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47148) - you deserved it (9265)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:45am - health - by broken (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

#4832941
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14071) - you deserved it (104269)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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