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AnneFTW
  • Town/Country : Ireland
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Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14936) - you deserved it (28762)

On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36725) - you deserved it (520)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
201 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

#16675458
134 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844
144 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
195 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

#16019769
127 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

#15531816
167 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

#15377390
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29943) - you deserved it (2275)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

#15193678
76 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

#15166184
73 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm - health - by stillsick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

#15156142
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21512) - you deserved it (11371)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by handyjon - United States



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