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by Ali (New York) / 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm / United States (New York) / Health
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by random / 06/15/2011 at 10:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Loveless / 06/05/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by teinage / 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm / Macedonia (Struga) / Animals
by anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Transportation
Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML
by sharni88 / 03/04/2011 at 2:13am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
by stillsick / 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by handyjon / 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous