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  • Town/Country : Ireland
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Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20699) - you deserved it (2053)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

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On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946 (201)

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145 (327)

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On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483 (244)

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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (2254)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)