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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AndyAutopsy : I like chocolate milk :3

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Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9143) - you deserved it (28437)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (8286)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34638) - you deserved it (2630)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24203) - you deserved it (3623)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (9311)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (9311)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (9311)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21594) - you deserved it (9656)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25937) - you deserved it (2694)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

#18886629
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (2212)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

#18831926
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22784) - you deserved it (4938)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17709) - you deserved it (9744)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29469) - you deserved it (13061)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML

#18641701
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30769) - you deserved it (2692)

On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

#18597076
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (7137)

On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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