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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11336
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ancarnia : Average mid 20's guy trying not to piss off fate. Also terrible at self description, but good with words otherwise.

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Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14531) - you deserved it (26591)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18936) - you deserved it (41576)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

#14656161
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22991) - you deserved it (3137)

On 01/20/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by Username -

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

#14654944
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25039) - you deserved it (4562)

On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40374) - you deserved it (3412)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML

#14653103
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27288) - you deserved it (2058)

On 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

#14651600
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31852) - you deserved it (14050)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm - love - by Bethany (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

#14650718
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24507) - you deserved it (11711)

On 01/20/2011 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14649899
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31931) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/20/2011 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous - Philippines (Pampanga)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9672) - you deserved it (32504)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

#14647477
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8598) - you deserved it (25732)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:11am - misc - by fmljae -

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

#14646184
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25927) - you deserved it (3800)

On 01/20/2011 at 12:47am - health - by sickly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I worked out that if I paid the minimum monthly amount on my student loans, I'd be paying them until I'm 65. FML

#14636312
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24116) - you deserved it (5190)

On 01/19/2011 at 6:05am - money - by fuckall (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML

#14635663
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24443) - you deserved it (5033)

On 01/19/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Lebanon

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

#14634779
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (9328)

On 01/19/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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