About Ancarnia
Average mid 20's guy trying not to piss off fate. Also terrible at self description, but good with words otherwise.
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Ancarnia's favorite FMLs

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

By El Camino - / Thursday 25 November 2010 21:01 / United States

Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 25 November 2010 08:36 / United States

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

By Tom / Thursday 25 November 2010 13:28 /

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

By cartrouble - / Thursday 25 November 2010 03:52 / United States

Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 November 2010 17:36 / United Kingdom