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Ancarnia
  • Town/Country : Arlington, TX, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 9262
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ancarnia : Average mid 20's guy trying not to piss off fate. Also terrible at self description, but good with words otherwise.

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Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12346) - you deserved it (17632)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (3135)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24716) - you deserved it (3045)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

#14716364
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21394) - you deserved it (3791)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by pedestrian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

#14712877
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23022) - you deserved it (3434)

On 01/25/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by bluediva24 -

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

#14709576
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32316) - you deserved it (5805)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
105 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

#14696997
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29635) - you deserved it (4370)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6087) - you deserved it (45670)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

#14696653
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18012) - you deserved it (8821)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by Llaurin (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

#14695021
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10472) - you deserved it (30353)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:08am - love - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

#14694956
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (1969)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:01am - health - by l0stnwundrland - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36563) - you deserved it (2535)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62254) - you deserved it (3384)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

#14692086
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18251) - you deserved it (7752)

On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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