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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10389
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ancarnia : Average mid 20's guy trying not to piss off fate. Also terrible at self description, but good with words otherwise.

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Ancarnia's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8147) - you deserved it (61215)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

#14795725
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (5298)

On 02/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by Username -

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35940) - you deserved it (4774)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wrote a 2000 word essay on "Las Vegas - The City That Never Sleeps". I was proud of my work, until someone pointed out that New York is "The City That Never Sleeps", not Vegas. FML

#14793954
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9416) - you deserved it (37847)

On 02/01/2011 at 5:35am - work - by mmaisie (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

#14793203
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (3600)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

Today, I had to babysit two kids. I told them to stop fighting, or to sit on separate couches. They stopped. I asked why nobody would sit on the other couch, where I'd been sitting. They told me it was the couch their autistic brother often pees on. FML

#14792187
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (2987)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:11pm - misc - by joxerthemighty39 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML

#14791787
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24480) - you deserved it (7099)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:46pm - animals - by Wheresthebeefz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

#14791942
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (6455)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML

#14790484
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36124) - you deserved it (3683)

On 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm - misc - by ad4 - United States (California)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML

#14788536
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32505) - you deserved it (6676)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

#14786523
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28876) - you deserved it (2549)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by kkkk -

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

#14784693
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30094) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by freckleboy422 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

#14783005
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34896) - you deserved it (13678)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

#14780343
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21535) - you deserved it (33155)

On 01/30/2011 at 10:13pm - love - by gotnogame (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

#14779730
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (4688)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom



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