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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11319
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ancarnia : Average mid 20's guy trying not to piss off fate. Also terrible at self description, but good with words otherwise.

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Ancarnia's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

#15035621
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32101) - you deserved it (5213)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

#15035119
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24140) - you deserved it (7280)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

#15026564
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (4761)

On 02/18/2011 at 9:47am - misc - by ihavenothing - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (3839)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

#15024724
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30229) - you deserved it (5000)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (4305)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

#15023779
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24126) - you deserved it (4152)

On 02/18/2011 at 12:19am - animals - by Username -

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

#15021227
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26728) - you deserved it (7058)

On 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm - misc - by justmyluck? -

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

#15020532
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (4516)

On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32374) - you deserved it (2865)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34607) - you deserved it (3790)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25328) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11092) - you deserved it (26612)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29118) - you deserved it (3449)

On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10315) - you deserved it (38266)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States



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