About Amrel : Oh Hai:)
I am here for my entertainment, not yours so if you reply to my comment insulting me you're just wasting your time.
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
- Albert Einstein
I was also born on 7/28/95 BUT fml just keeps on making me, a few days older every week, or so.
For a living i like to electroencephalographically challenge people.
Incase many of you havent noticed, i dont care about grammar, and proper punctuation on the internet.(keyword: internet)
I have sleeping problems.
I love music.
All my pics are edited, or taken by me (iPhone camera ftw)
I decided not to make that list.
I need more "About me" space
I also really like QDB, and i think it should be updated more often.
About Amrel : Oh Hai:)
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Amrel's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 10:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
by malebonding / 08/17/2009 at 9:50am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2009 at 1:30pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
by Mojo_Jojo / 06/13/2009 at 7:01am / China (Beijing) / Love
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
by SadDad / 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous