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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1698
  • Number of comments : 299
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Amrel : Oh Hai:)

I am here for my entertainment, not yours so if you reply to my comment insulting me you're just wasting your time.

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein

I was also born on 7/28/95 BUT fml just keeps on making me, a few days older every week, or so.

For a living i like to electroencephalographically challenge people.

Incase many of you havent noticed, i dont care about grammar, and proper punctuation on the internet.(keyword: internet)

I have sleeping problems.

I love music.

All my pics are edited, or taken by me (iPhone camera ftw)

I decided not to make that list.

I need more "About me" space

I also really like QDB, and i think it should be updated more often.

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Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

#5645915
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18308) - you deserved it (43304)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

#5217229
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36465) - you deserved it (15054)

On 09/12/2009 at 10:44pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

#4596913
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55369) - you deserved it (11851)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

#3305444
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14895) - you deserved it (43643)

On 06/28/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

#2853235
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46234) - you deserved it (5755)

On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
813 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113781) - you deserved it (71768)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
90 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10340) - you deserved it (51552)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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