About Amrel : Oh Hai:)
I am here for my entertainment, not yours so if you reply to my comment insulting me you're just wasting your time.
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
- Albert Einstein
I was also born on 7/28/95 BUT fml just keeps on making me, a few days older every week, or so.
For a living i like to electroencephalographically challenge people.
Incase many of you havent noticed, i dont care about grammar, and proper punctuation on the internet.(keyword: internet)
I have sleeping problems.
I love music.
All my pics are edited, or taken by me (iPhone camera ftw)
I decided not to make that list.
I need more "About me" space
I also really like QDB, and i think it should be updated more often.
About Amrel : Oh Hai:)
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Amrel's favorite FMLs
Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
by Creeped_out_n_stuck / 08/05/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Raprotcommander / 02/07/2011 at 10:47am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
by pottyhostage / 11/08/2010 at 4:26pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
by TowelSmellsNice / 04/16/2010 at 8:34am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Health
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
by Adam / 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
by TacoFail / 01/01/2010 at 11:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
by Klamp18 / 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by IlikeGreenPlants / 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, since we hadn't been romantic for a long time, I shaved, took a bath, cut my hair and snuggled up to my husband in bed. He got up, went to the computer, masturbated to porn, came back to bed and asked me what was for breakfast. FML
by Inkabadger / 11/20/2009 at 1:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…