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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1958
  • Number of comments : 299
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Amrel : Oh Hai:)

I am here for my entertainment, not yours so if you reply to my comment insulting me you're just wasting your time.

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein

I was also born on 7/28/95 BUT fml just keeps on making me, a few days older every week, or so.

For a living i like to electroencephalographically challenge people.

Incase many of you havent noticed, i dont care about grammar, and proper punctuation on the internet.(keyword: internet)

I have sleeping problems.

I love music.

All my pics are edited, or taken by me (iPhone camera ftw)

I decided not to make that list.

I need more "About me" space

I also really like QDB, and i think it should be updated more often.

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Amrel's favorite FMLs

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (2489)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25733) - you deserved it (5948)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23438) - you deserved it (4564)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

#17398453
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (10458)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

#17391644
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26478) - you deserved it (2953)

On 08/06/2011 at 10:49pm - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34292) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41022) - you deserved it (5956)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (8154)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31084) - you deserved it (5258)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34735) - you deserved it (3349)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

#17375706
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22818) - you deserved it (3975)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

#17375623
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (2030)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:27am - misc - by iloveryanhiga (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML

#17374758
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27441) - you deserved it (2253)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40211) - you deserved it (3237)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)



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