About Amrel : Oh Hai:)
I am here for my entertainment, not yours so if you reply to my comment insulting me you're just wasting your time.
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
- Albert Einstein
I was also born on 7/28/95 BUT fml just keeps on making me, a few days older every week, or so.
For a living i like to electroencephalographically challenge people.
Incase many of you havent noticed, i dont care about grammar, and proper punctuation on the internet.(keyword: internet)
I have sleeping problems.
I love music.
All my pics are edited, or taken by me (iPhone camera ftw)
I decided not to make that list.
I need more "About me" space
I also really like QDB, and i think it should be updated more often.
About Amrel : Oh Hai:)
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Amrel's favorite FMLs
by Paul / 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
by Polmkk / 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm / United States / Love
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
by power corrupts... / 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm / Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj) / Work
by Tim / 08/06/2011 at 10:49pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids
Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
by FML! / 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by jbthedude / 08/05/2011 at 5:57am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Health
Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
by iloveryanhiga / 08/05/2011 at 5:27am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 3:04am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
by Creeped_out_n_stuck / 08/05/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she… Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded,… Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The…