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by AllegroRubato / 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Intimacy
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
by karmamaybe / 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by WTFFAIL / 12/03/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by :/ / 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fineididntwantkidsanyway / 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2012 at 3:19am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2012 at 1:06am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
by JStein / 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/28/2012 at 1:32am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by boo8713 / 11/28/2012 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nonbelieber / 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
by wow babe / 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by they've been broken up for a year. / 11/19/2012 at 2:13am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/18/2012 at 7:13am / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact,… Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a… Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to…
- Today, three of us were working, one guy wanted to stay for a longer shift and the other wanted to… Today, I've spent hours trying to prepare for my first day of teaching a high school grade class. I… Today, my new guy friend told me that he is madly in love with me. When I suggested "let's give it…