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by *sigh* / 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
by anonymous / 04/07/2010 at 12:21am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
by grossuncle / 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by MorganRox26 / 12/31/2009 at 11:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
by RoxahTheGreat / 12/25/2009 at 8:50pm / United States (California) / Holidays
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
by UglySister / 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by errrmkl46 / 12/02/2009 at 1:25am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by lonelyman / 11/20/2009 at 2:29am / United States (Florida) / Love
by asthma_attacker / 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
by dEpPrEsSeDgIrL / 11/11/2009 at 6:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by LC / 11/03/2009 at 2:06am / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
by a / 10/31/2009 at 12:14am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML
by E.S. / 10/23/2009 at 1:01am / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
by zitroskies / 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lovebigmacs / 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me… Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't… Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box…