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Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (6080)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

#12887269
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (6080)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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