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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    73,300%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    51%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    98%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    300%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Amburito's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

By Flubber - / Saturday 7 February 2009 05:44 / Australia

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

By suhleedah18 / Monday 19 December 2011 05:03 / United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 December 2011 11:54 / Australia

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

By queenlatifa101bebe - / Saturday 10 December 2011 02:48 / United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML

By charliebravo77 - / Friday 9 December 2011 20:14 / United States