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AlyBong
  • Town/Country : Honolulu, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 582
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlyBong : I\'m Alyssa!
I am recently married to a wonderful man, and couldn\'t be happier!
Since he is in the Navy, we have moved from my lifetime home in Massachusetts to Hawaii. It\'s quite the change, but it\'s exciting to see new places and explore other parts of the country.

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Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17424) - you deserved it (2093)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Lin - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165801) - you deserved it (16679)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

#571652
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72794) - you deserved it (9876)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

#433810
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71865) - you deserved it (9010)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by lemonjuice (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

#287682
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (128691) - you deserved it (19260)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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