About Alybong
I\'m Alyssa! I am recently married to a wonderful man, and couldn\'t be happier! Since he is in the Navy, we have moved from my lifetime home in Massachusetts to Hawaii. It\'s quite the change, but it\'s exciting to see new places and explore other parts of the country.
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Alybong's favorite FMLs
By Lin / Tuesday 2 March 2010 05:57 / United States

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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