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AliceeH

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AliceeH

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 615
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AliceeH : Hello there fellow people, I'm Alice!
Thanks for dropping by to look at my profile. Cheers!

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AliceeH's favorite FMLs

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (501313) - you deserved it (34103)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

#333311
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38592) - you deserved it (64582)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

#168522
72 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1156722) - you deserved it (115905)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10320) - you deserved it (121034)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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