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Aliceeh's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML

By peace out / Tuesday 5 March 2013 20:19 / United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

By anonymous / Saturday 22 December 2012 12:50 / Australia - Newcastle

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 1 September 2012 23:15 / Canada - North Vancouver

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

By msassy / Saturday 19 May 2012 02:46 / United States - Lexington