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Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Olive14 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone but me. Then, one of them said: "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Amb (woman) - United States
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tape worms. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 4:16am - health - by wormsick (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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On 07/04/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Foster_Em - United States (Ohio)
Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML
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On 05/07/2009 at 10:50am - kids - by spanishteach (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
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On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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