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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 March 1993 (22 years)
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About Alexweber929 : Colorado native, love nature, love working outside, listen to any and every kind of music, anything from bluegrass to techno and everything in between, love driving and building cars, my friends call me shy but intelligent and very caring, my enemies just call me an ass hole, you can decide what you want to beleive

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Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML


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On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 12:12am - work - by disfordiploma (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

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