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AlexaWuzHere

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AlexaWuzHere

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3484
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About AlexaWuzHere : Just your average college kid trying to get into medical school.

AlexaWuzHere's page activity

Visits<b>Dalboz</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:00pm<b>ThatOneGuy719</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:18pm<b>Apostolos_T</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 8:47am<b>Mendez07</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:08pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:40pm<b>A07</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 7:10am<b>waheed24</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 5:13pm<b>RandomnGuyZ</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:48pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 9:46pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:35pm<b>ElEsThoCle</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:39pm<b>porter1313</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:34am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 12:27pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:41am<b>DJisHere11</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:00am<b>Nubbington1402</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:09pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:51pm

Fucked!<b>A07</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:10pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 6:27pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 5:02am<b>dawani</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 10:00am<b>Georick7</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 4:03am<b>1217jonathan</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 6:12pm<b>Toodle_doo</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 8:07am<b>DoctaD23</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 11:44pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 10:42am

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AlexaWuzHere's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8612) - you deserved it (87949)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30394) - you deserved it (5301)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

#4244213
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49756) - you deserved it (4506)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

#919205
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43707) - you deserved it (5151)

On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72971) - you deserved it (3190)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

#458
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (3809)

On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31552) - you deserved it (15220)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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