About AlexaWuzHere : The basics about me:
-I love animals of all kinds (My cat is easily my favorite)
-School and education in general is a very important part of my life
-I do actually play certain types of video games (Minecraft especially) in my free time. Sadly, I don't have much free time.
Uh yeah, I don't really have much to say other than that. Message me if you want to find out more. (:
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Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML
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Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France
Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
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Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:21am - intimacy - by mpsteve137 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by friend (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm - misc - by zombieguyswife (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML
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Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States
Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 1:20am - animals - by lala8940 - United States
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