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AlexaWuzHere

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AlexaWuzHere

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2634
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About AlexaWuzHere : The basics about me:
-I love animals of all kinds (My cat is easily my favorite)
-School and education in general is a very important part of my life
-I like to think of myself as a very open-minded and understanding person
-I work with special education children, and I adore what I do
-Bio major and Pre-Med

Uh yeah, I don't really have much to say other than that. Message me if you want to find out more

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AlexaWuzHere's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML

#20759731
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47647) - you deserved it (5040)

On 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, the drummer of my band briefly mentioned something about not being allowed into the United States, just as he left our last practice before our big tour in America. FML

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

#20466086
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35475) - you deserved it (3703)

On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75092) - you deserved it (8791)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33738) - you deserved it (10484)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

#19949789
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21583) - you deserved it (8603)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

#19949441
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21131) - you deserved it (4915)

On 07/17/2012 at 9:54am - health - by Anonymous - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

#19948729
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24410) - you deserved it (2447)

On 07/17/2012 at 3:19am - love - by lovealways22 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML

#19946274
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24497) - you deserved it (6743)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

#19946239
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19175) - you deserved it (5051)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

#19945004
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16415) - you deserved it (25849)

On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML

#19898795
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9409) - you deserved it (28176)

On 07/06/2012 at 2:52am - misc - by CanadianTwin - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

#19897806
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8567) - you deserved it (24506)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

#19893089
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20332) - you deserved it (2134)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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