I'm part of the FML team, I'm British but live in the south of France. I have a cat, and most days I play the guitar in front of the TV. I ride a motorcycle by the beach in a sort of poor man's version of Tom Cruise in 'Top Gun', and go "woo hoo" as I ride by old people walking their dogs.
I have a permanent hangover, and I smell like desperation.
Oh, and I'm single, and I live with a cat. Yeah, I said it twice.
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7633) - you totally deserved it (25681)
On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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