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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Al3xv3l92 : I'm not good at Explaining about me when it comes to writing it down but I'll give it a shot. Bear with me.

I was Born and Raised in Honduras came to New York City When I was just 7 Years old. Graphic Design has always stuck with me since I was 12 so I would love to find a career with that field. I'm shy at first but once you get to know me better I'll open up. I love to Skate,I listen to any kind of music but mostly Rock & Reggaeton. Love to play sports Baseball,Football
and most of all Soccer.

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Visits<b>yuzuhere</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Ohshitdude</b> - yesterday at 9:40pm<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 2:49am<b>ThatFafHippo</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 10:34pm<b>allplayedout</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 9:04am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 2:12am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 12:26am<b>drc428</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 2:05am<b>watermelon1</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 3:05pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 12:40am<b>ksadhera</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 12:03am<b>ajtx1D</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 3:54pm<b>hippokrates</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 2:41pm<b>josiemijn</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 1:24pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 8:15am<b>cassidymg</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 2:04am<b>FamousPeace</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 12:08am<b>noah_1234</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 1:35am

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Al3xv3l92's favorite FMLs

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

#21273346
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38102) - you deserved it (3064)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

#21269205
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38565) - you deserved it (5526)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

#21266215
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (3046)

On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

#21265100
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30685) - you deserved it (9296)

On 09/25/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

#21262317
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38905) - you deserved it (5552)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

#21261205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (4390)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40250) - you deserved it (3510)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

#21133982
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63711) - you deserved it (8101)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (20055)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my job as a bouncer at a music venue, a guy got his nose broken in a rowdy mosh pit. When I went to help him up and see if he was okay, he said, "It was an accident, please don't kick me out," but the word "please" came out as a hot spray of his blood across my face. FML

#21095237
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36988) - you deserved it (3085)

On 03/24/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by bloodyhell - United States (Colorado)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39912) - you deserved it (8168) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

#21059009
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (47659)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

#20993484
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (5649)

On 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm - love - by um...no? i don't think so anyway (man) - United States (Michigan)



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