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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 599
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Al3xv3l92 : I'm not good at Explaining about me when it comes to writing it down but I'll give it a shot. Bear with me.

I was Born and Raised in Honduras came to New York City When I was just 7 Years old. Graphic Design has always stuck with me since I was 12 so I would love to find a career with that field. I'm shy at first but once you get to know me better I'll open up. I love to Skate,I listen to any kind of music but mostly Rock & Reggaeton. Love to play sports Baseball,Football
and most of all Soccer.

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Al3xv3l92's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML

#21306928
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (2092)

On 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by Trainer Calypso - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

#21303901
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34084) - you deserved it (4084)

On 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Kilkenny)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27544) - you deserved it (3136)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

#21296653
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (3924)

On 11/11/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by mouthwash - United States (Ohio)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39847) - you deserved it (3414)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43071) - you deserved it (3128)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

#21293948
107 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 7:28am - love - by Turnaround (woman) -

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

#21290736
55 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 7:11pm - money - by ethawesome1125 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36393) - you deserved it (10599)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

#21273346
93 comments

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On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

#21269205
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39277) - you deserved it (5579)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

#21266215
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36411) - you deserved it (3052)

On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

#21265100
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30806) - you deserved it (9325)

On 09/25/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

#21262317
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (5624)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)



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