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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Agsnow : Ideal for very plump reality is very backbone,but today is gift that is why we call it "the present"

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Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML


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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML


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On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML


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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML


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On 08/06/2012 at 2:37am - love - by shastadoe (woman) - United States (California)

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