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Adorlee
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1334
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Adorlee : The only thing a girl should chase is her Vodka

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20423) - you deserved it (1706)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27694) - you deserved it (1979)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35593) - you deserved it (2996)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27062) - you deserved it (5123) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28867) - you deserved it (16267)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)



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