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About 2020olympia : I am 6'4 and a future bodybuilder! Fitness is my passion. I own my own supplement company. Although FML's are usually fake I cant help but read them every day.

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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10431) - you deserved it (75493) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29974) - you deserved it (2275)

On 07/08/2011 at 3:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (2292) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43520) - you deserved it (7205)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43330) - you deserved it (5987)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States



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