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1two3four5six

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4162
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 1two3four5six : My favorite shows are Supernatural, That 70's Show, Metalocalypse, and Blue Mountain State. I like rock and metal music and my favorite bands are Steel Panther, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Blink182, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, Motley Crue, Skold, and AC/DC. I spend most of my time on Tumblr or Netflix, I do like talking to people who like the same kind of stuff as me, though, so message me if you wanna talk, especially if it's about Supernatural. :)

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1two3four5six's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

#18144620
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11703) - you deserved it (27111)

On 11/03/2011 at 1:18am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33442) - you deserved it (15295)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (39300)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

#17869851
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22519) - you deserved it (2032)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41073) - you deserved it (2961)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

#17427726
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38314) - you deserved it (4692)

On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

#17203545
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33737) - you deserved it (2546)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64154) - you deserved it (5946)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32277) - you deserved it (92367)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51881) - you deserved it (15192)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45532) - you deserved it (3771)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143156) - you deserved it (8128)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78006) - you deserved it (8137)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30012) - you deserved it (23573)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65422) - you deserved it (5209)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)



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