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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1141
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 1two3four5six : I like rock, metal, glam, and punk music. My favorite bands are Steel Panther, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Panic At The Disco, Motley Crue, AC/DC ... a ton of different music. I watch Supernatural, Metalocalypse, That 70's Show, stuff like that. I spend a lot of my time on Tumblr or Netflix. I love Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, MattG124, DamonFizzy, Psychara, and the guys in the aforementioned bands. I don't really have a life, or many friends, but I'm fine with that. I guess I'm an introvert. I do like talking to people who like the same kind of stuff as me, though, so message me if you want to chat.

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1two3four5six's favorite FMLs

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25649) - you deserved it (3536)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34016) - you deserved it (5034)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19676) - you deserved it (45687)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45045) - you deserved it (3626)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

#16424088
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (3264)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51442) - you deserved it (7607)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

#15355329
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38996) - you deserved it (8165)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

#15226088
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37747) - you deserved it (5378)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

#15109555
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43736) - you deserved it (18524)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

#15067918
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

#15056238
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32732) - you deserved it (7517)

On 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48876) - you deserved it (40728)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

#15012156
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8611) - you deserved it (46717)

On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

#14960685
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37460) - you deserved it (2575)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49496) - you deserved it (6895)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)



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