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1two3four5six
  • Town/Country : Fareham, UK
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 1two3four5six : I'm addicted to the internet, funny, sarcastic, smart, and lazy as hell.

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Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

#18392347
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22969) - you deserved it (1485)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40572) - you deserved it (4756)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

#18384593
113 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

#18321705
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On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

#18315280
172 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

#18144620
85 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 1:18am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
364 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

#17203545
95 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
349 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
424 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)



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