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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3360
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 1two3four5six : My favorite shows are Supernatural, That 70's Show, Metalocalypse, and Blue Mountain State. I like rock and metal music and my favorite bands are Steel Panther, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Blink182, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, Motley Crue, Skold, and AC/DC. I spend most of my time on Tumblr or Netflix, I do like talking to people who like the same kind of stuff as me, though, so message me if you wanna talk, especially if it's about Supernatural. :)

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1two3four5six's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH OF A BITCH I AM WHEN I GROUNDED MY SON 4 NOT TELLING ME WHAT HE GOT ME 4 MY BRTHDAY. FML

#19861407
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6252) - you deserved it (80853)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I stumbled across mah ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost mah virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted looool to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

#19860254
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (2633)

On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States

Yesterday I Confronted My Daughter About The Various Drug-associated Items I Found In Her Room. She Then Confronted Me About Going In Her Room An Invading Her Privacy, To The Pointhere I Forgot The Main Issue An Apologised To Her. I Just Got Outsmarted By A Teenage Pothead.

#19857408
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10284) - you deserved it (38953)

On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I Usd A Rd-eye Removal Tool On One Of Mah Photos . I Quickly Realisd How Bad Mah Acne Is When The Software Couldn't Distinguish Between Mah Eyes And Cheeks . FML

#19856551
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2546) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offerd to carry them 4 him!! He must not have heard me because looool when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them an punchd me in the face!! FML

#19820336
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20223) - you deserved it (3407)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:27pm - misc - by punchedhelper (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I Bought Some Beef Jerky. As I Put The Frst Piece In Mah Mouth , I Thought To Myself , "Wow , This Is Tough Enough To Break A Tooth." It Was. FML

#19816534
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (3026)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I looool live in a good nieghborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in 4 only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

#19580691
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7330) - you deserved it (29720)

On 05/06/2012 at 3:38am - misc - by penguindude82 - United States (Texas)

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today..!! tha school nursa callad ma in!! Sha said sha knaw I was pragnant and sha was worriad about how it was affacting mah gradas!! I'm not pragnant!! Apparantly I'm just stupid and fat!! FML

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I askd fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

#19568325
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42723) - you deserved it (2679)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States

Today in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot I made a hurried 12-point turn . Just to make sure I had enough room behind I hopped out of mah car . It was still in reverse . I managed to wreck mah own car without even sitting in it . FML

#19556658
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6243) - you deserved it (24533)

On 05/01/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by tandc (man) - United States

Today, I fell and hit mah head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

#19540770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25522) - you deserved it (1804)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , As I Was Riding The Bus , A Lady Told Her Daughter To Sit Next To Me. She Looked At Me And Started To Scream And Cry In Horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (2473)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today I accused mah son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

#19318105
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6263) - you deserved it (46434)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I asked a good friendhat she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." mega FML

#19073869
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19530) - you deserved it (2975)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:05pm - misc - by random - United States



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