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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1320
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 1two3four5six : My favorite shows are Supernatural, That 70's Show, Metalocalypse, and Blue Mountain State. I like rock and metal music and my favorite bands are Steel Panther, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Blink182, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Panic At The Disco, Motley Crue, AC/DC. I spend most of my time on Tumblr or Netflix, I do like talking to people who like the same kind of stuff as me, though, so message me if you wanna talk, especially if it's about Supernatural. :)
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1two3four5six's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

#20101222
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28013) - you deserved it (3268)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:44am - love - by Dave (man) - United States

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

#20097224
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21629) - you deserved it (2199)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29054) - you deserved it (5034)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML

#20093240
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22472) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/29/2012 at 3:39am - misc - by bluefrisky - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

#20093027
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (1978)

On 09/29/2012 at 12:08am - health - by cedechan (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out why the girl I like won't give me the time of day. Apparently, I called her ugly and pushed her into a puddle when we were in kindergarten. FML

#20091625
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16684) - you deserved it (25813)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML

#20090883
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (1657)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:31am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

#20046702
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (5193)

On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6461) - you deserved it (22553)

On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

#20045566
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29697) - you deserved it (5704)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

#20044345
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7188) - you deserved it (32407)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22908) - you deserved it (2964)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

#20044019
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18560) - you deserved it (8729)

On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

#20043524
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (1944)

On 08/26/2012 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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