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1969mustang_babe
  • Town/Country : South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 1969mustang_babe : I love what I do because I do what I love!

I am a photographer with a unique edge,
My ultimate dream car is a 1969 Ford Mustang boss 429

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46315) - you deserved it (2267)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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