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13ky13

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  • Number of visits : 1525
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About 13ky13 : "Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong, no matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always gotten there first and is waiting for it." -Terry Pratchett

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Today, I Accidentally Askd Te Casier At Wendy's Ow Muc Teir 99 Cent Cicken Nuggets Were. I Guess E Is Still Lauging At Me. FML

#21056193
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35958) - you deserved it (18834)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I askd friend if he could be wingman and help me get a date with a girl I looool really likd. I told him plan, and as I finishd and turnd to go to her, I noticd her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41814) - you deserved it (12048)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Yesterday, I check my phone regularly fir calls or texts from her . I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bd sometimes . Today I realizd the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma . mega FML

#21054270
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37703) - you deserved it (6588)

On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went down on the girl of mah dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I cummed back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

#21046118
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59142) - you deserved it (11468)

On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today... I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her... she told me I had to sit in the back... because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replacd by a stuffd bear. real FML

Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. mega FML

#21000427
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35112) - you deserved it (7910)

On 12/21/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I would lika to thank tha program dasignar that puttad ( Sat as homa paga ) diractly undar ( Ramova from history ).

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38000) - you deserved it (10112)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML

#20991424
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (4415)

On 12/13/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , as a pickup line , a guy said to me , "Yo , can I kiss yur vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

#20985559
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50911) - you deserved it (4821)

On 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by mistletoe (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MA GIRLFRIEND AND I FINALLY WATCED TOY STORY 3; I ENDED UP CRYING WEN TE TOYS ALMOST DIE . AFTER TE MOVIE, MA GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WIT ME BECAUSE I EMBARRASSED ER . FML

#20982712
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44705) - you deserved it (11367)

On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into mah boss's office an let go. FML

#20979933
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40377) - you deserved it (5187)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I dyed mah hair. And mah forehead. And mah ears. And mah arms. And mah hands. FML

Today I realizd my wedding ring had fallen offhile doing yard work the previous day!! Luckily I only workd in a few areas so I had high hopes of finding it!! That is until a storm cummd through blew half a foot of leaves all over the property an then froze them with sleet!! FML

TODAY, WHILE FEELING SICK, I DECIDD TO GO TO A FURNITURE STORE TO SIT DOWN 4 A FEW MINUTES. I'M NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF AN EXPENSIVE, VOMIT-STAIND RECLINER. FML

yesterday my mum staggerd ome, piss drunk. Wen I trid to walk er to er room, se sovd me away and cursd at me fir being a "goody two-soes". Se ten slurrd "I fuckd your mum", and informd me tat my mum is a skank. Tat's good to know, mum.

#20958646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland



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