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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1285
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 1337chick : Physics Student. Geek extraordinaire.

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1337chick's favorite FMLs

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

#19739013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24309) - you deserved it (5863)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38303) - you deserved it (7350)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
186 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33731) - you deserved it (7090)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
135 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

#14081399
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28378) - you deserved it (6040)

On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

#13963928
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37186) - you deserved it (4966)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29847) - you deserved it (5892)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
190 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25963) - you deserved it (6420)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

#12023644
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17248) - you deserved it (42177)

On 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Goody2shoes (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

#12022109
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28017) - you deserved it (3661)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States



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