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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1527
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 1337chick : Physics Student. Geek extraordinaire.

1337chick's page activity

Visits<b>refticon</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 4:57pm<b>born_hustla</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 8:29am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 3:56pm<b>BstMode</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:51pm<b>KatlynBrooke</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:58am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 6:01am<b>chefcow</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 1:07am<b>codytallica</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:16pm<b>Celeden</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 10:47pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:24pm<b>ultimate41</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:13pm<b>EmperorChowilio</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:49pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 12:10am<b>claudio87</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 5:21pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 12:27pm<b>blackwidowtaco</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 8:35pm<b>horseygirl11698</b> - the 07/23/2013 at 11:21am<b>gigi1818</b> - the 02/02/2013 at 9:29am

Fucked!<b>refticon</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 10:57pm<b>born_hustla</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 2:29pm

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1337chick's favorite FMLs

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

by Imrickar / 04/30/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Love

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

by failure / 04/08/2011 at 1:24am / Intimacy

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

by curlyisnogood / 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm / Health

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 6:23am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

by ohmylordy / 10/29/2010 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

by Anonymous / 10/01/2010 at 9:47am / United Kingdom / Transportation

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

by anon / 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

by Goody2shoes / 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm / India (Maharashtra) / Health

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

by blank / 07/21/2010 at 9:52am / United States / Health

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

by prevostsrocklike / 05/11/2009 at 8:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals