By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco
By Shy_Shiloh - 21/01/2016 08:58 - United States - Cincinnati
By ChiefKoala - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Harriman
So actually, this is my FML, but i didn't know if it would let me do a follow up since I have a different user name. So now to tell the whole story. My brother was very young and my family isn't big on alcohol; the most they drink is during the holidays when they're with family. Anyway, The church basically exiled us because they thought we were all raging alcoholics. I just heard mom telling the story and thought i would post it. it goes to show that kids really will say the darnest things haha. He's 13 now and I'm 21, so now he knows what beer actually is, and definitely doesn't say that's his favorite drink.
By _7_8_9__1 - 12/01/2016 03:25 - United States
OP here! I love coloring, but the designs in my favorite book are so complex, it's difficult to find a number of compatible colors. I was trying to use mostly bright colors and ran out of selections. I am already medicated and in therapy for my anxiety along with other things. @18 thank you for the advice! I might do that one day and I'll let you know how it goes!
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Hillsboro
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia
By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach
By ImaSneakyNinja - 17/11/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison Heights
By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada
By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00
By randomman55555 - 03/11/2016 17:13
hey guys OP here, Just to clarify I invited the hot guy over to play some video games to get know each other better. My housemates girlfriend as you can imagine is a regular at our place. She is the one who clogged the toilet, and has no idea who my crush is. But because my housemate can't even preheat the oven, it's no surprise he doesn't know how to unclog a toilet. I Had to step in before the water got out of the bathroom, ruining our wood floor and loosing our $2,000 deposit. Hope this cleared things up.
By notthe1punchinglittlegirls - 01/07/2017 14:00
By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville
By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:40 - United States - Greenfield
By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver
By Anonymous - 12/08/2016 12:24 - United States - Huron
By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States
By Msrebound - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21
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By Coeurdencre - 06/06/2016 03:33
By Anonymous - 04/06/2016 14:52 - United States - Bethlehem
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By time to move out... mom! - 31/07/2018 20:30 - Philippines - Para?aque
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In an attempt to stop the 'break up with him' or 'he's an asshole' comments that seem to get posted on every FML involving boyfriends/girlfriends: This was an accident. It was a rather unfortunate one, but an accident nonetheless. It's not like he purposely put me in a dangerous situation like other pranks I've read on here. He was getting me back for a prank I pulled on him a couple of weeks ago. He feels awful about it, but it's not his fault that I lost my balance and fell.