Dad joke number 287474
HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia
HunkyFez - 28/08/2020 08:06 - Australia
Anonymous - - Australia - West End
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alexander - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Longmont
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ohai95 - 08/08/2012 00:11 - United Kingdom - Worthing
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Anonymous - - United States - Fort Myers
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hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton
InsanityShard - 26/07/2016 03:26 - Australia - Brisbane
OP here, I had only had the two budgies for a month, I bought them with their wings clipped but I didn't think he could fly with two inches missing from his wings, especially since he and the other budgie hadn't been doing so well. They couldn't get any lift on any of their attempts, and could only fly about 5 feet or so, so I was fine letting them sit at my window. That;s all they had been doing in the past 2 weeks I'd been letting them out. I was just sitting here, and suddenly I hear my mum screaming- they had somehow flown over the gate and into the living room. Another thing to note is that they had made a lot of noise every other time they flew, but this time I didn't hear them fly at all... I was letting their wings grow out so exactly this couldn't happen. They hadn't been able to fly far enough to get over the gate before, having nothing to jump off and being unable to gain lift. I wanted them to be able to fly away from my mums dog if they got out. Sadly, they tried to fly out the glass door after going out my door and the one the dog got was the same colour as his fluffy toys... I do understand this is at least partially my fault, if not all my fault, I was right here and didn't hear them fly, let alone get over the gate that stops the dog coming in here. I was too focused on what I was doing on my computer at the time.
HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00
Anonymous - 16/07/2016 12:31
wowbuddy - 05/07/2016 05:51 - United States - Phoenix
Hey guys, this is OP So I'm thinking the reason that the cockroach managed to get in there in the first place is that my friends and I were all at a park with this really sketchy bathroom. Me and one of my friends had gone in there to go to the bathroom and it most likely crawled into my skirt when my skirt was around my ankles... The reason I never felt it in my skirt until a few hours later is because while it was in there, it didn't move at all until I grabbed it. Cue shaking out my shirt and screaming like a madman while fireworks are going off, I watched it fall and crawl away. As some of you said, it couldn't have been that big, that's why at first I thought it was a horned beetle, as bugs here in Arizona do actually get super big. The reason I said cockroach is one of my friends pointed out that it had nothing on it except the shell and legs, as it was dark outside. All in all, I am definitely scarred for life and refuse to leave my house ever again *sarcasm*
ShanghaiSamuel - 30/01/2018 22:00 - China - Shanghai
Mr. Unlucky - 27/05/2018 19:30 - United States - Woodbridge
Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30
ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30
creeper-status - - United States - Irvine
Anonymous - 19/04/2016 02:43 - United States - San Francisco
Mr. King - 16/03/2016 08:28 - United Kingdom - London
riya - 29/09/2018 05:00
Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom
Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City
Hi guys, OP here. He is my ex now, because I decided that his aggressive undertones means I might be in for a repeat. He is pretty aggressive in general, and this is one of a few examples so its probably best to move on before its too late. I'm 22 years old and was abused at 16, so he doesn't understand how I couldn't be over it by now. I'm currently looking for other places to live because we live together. Thank you all for the positive support, I am going to try to get myself into a better situation as fast as I can.