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The Top
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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake
By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00
Always prepared
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By Anonymous - 05/09/2017 23:15 - United States - New Hyde Park
By Happy for her... - 27/09/2017 18:07
Lucius0121 tells us more.
Hi, OP here, with an update. She took the job obviously, she will be gone by the end of octobre. I won't be following, our relationship is much, much too young for that kind of move, even though I do love her... The silver lining is that we decided to enjoy it until then, I try not to think about "then" too much...
Busted
By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15
Baked
By Nirius - 22/10/2017 06:00
Ironic, isn't it?
By Sleepless - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42
Testimony night
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This is why we shop online!
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By bigbagofnope - 17/06/2016 20:17 - United Kingdom
bigbagofnope tells us more.
Hay OP here, yeah I know it's my fault, I seriously ****** up. The original argument was about him spilling his coffee milkshake all in my car and on my purse, but that's water under the bridge now. I normally do check all the pockets before I put them in, I was just in a rush. I told him stright away and the wallet and keys are salvageable but the phone very much not. He's attually really chill about it bc he knows I didn't mean too and I am going to help him sort out a new phone asap. Always check your pockets folks!
By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia
By Anonymous - 12/06/2016 10:00 - Australia - Port Melbourne
*shrinks into corner*
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By MrDanito - 28/04/2016 06:21 - Czech Republic - Lysa Nad Labem
By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough
Big mistake
By AccidentalToiletSpy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Where am I?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Dungen
By Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30
By his dog poops too - 14/09/2018 20:22
cheesebond tells us more.
OP here. For everyone wondering the grass was also left uncut so the backyard wasn’t completely filled, but the parts that don’t have 2 foot tall grass were. We have 2 dogs and he was left to maintain the house while we were gone which was actually a month and a half closer to 2 months. Also having him finally clean it wasn’t an option because I asked him to the first second and third day before I finally did it. He always said he would but never did.
By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont
By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00
Creepy
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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte
By mutantprincess - 12/01/2016 10:48 - Australia
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OP here. Look, there are LOTS of choices I *could* make, many of which have been offered here. There's nothing inherently wrong in a lot of the suggestions - they're just not suggestions I'm interested in following, honestly. I love my wife. I don't love anyone else; finding another outlet or a replacement for my beloved just isn't something I'm interested in. It's not that she's unsympathetic, necessarily, as much as it's just not something she can do or address; she has her own issues, and they're a big deal to both of us. I can't talk to her about it, because of her issues - it's just too much pressure on her, and I'm not willing to put that on her. I'd far rather bear the burden of my own problems than put them on her. Thanks for the empathy and comments.