By O_O - 12/07/2013 20:15 - United States - Columbus

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML
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lyssgross 16

I wonder how that fantasy got started....

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chocolatefrog28 29

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

He does know Fucktard isn't a good thing, right?

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JudgeComrade 17

Well, it looks like you failed your test in Dumbfuckery... but I'm sure we can come to an... "arrangement"...

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chuckcloninger 12

Tell him when he drops the "Professor Fucktard" moniker you will drop your panties. And not before. See how that works out!

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rememberkids 14

use it every time He's an idiot! He wants it, so give him what he wants!

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wonders8 3

You should take out the professor part and call him the rest ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

I think #29 might be closer to the mark.

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edmunson 22

No, ******* retard actually. And that's wrong on so many levels...

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