By O_O - 12/07/2013 20:15 - United States - Columbus

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML
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lyssgross 16

I wonder how that fantasy got started....

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chocolatefrog28 29

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

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cottoncandymango 17

Well have you started?

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Thomas6792 7

ik what I must go forth an do now

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Joseph980000 6

Maybe he has a fetish of young school girls ;)

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JBrownie123 24

Am I the only one that uses that as an insult?...

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Shandra78 9

Sounds like he's got a stiffy for Debra Morgan from Dexter...that's one of her lines.

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jw90 18

Professor Fucktard is in the building. My lovely assistant could you please hand me one of those stretchy lubrication bag-like devices? Oh and the butt ointment. You'll need that too.

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