By O_O - 12/07/2013 20:15 - United States - Columbus

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML
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lyssgross 16

I wonder how that fantasy got started....

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chocolatefrog28 29

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

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WhiteCrimson 23

No one can be a prof between sheet and duvet. Woman are a bit too complex for just the normal ABC bullshit we try.

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buckdharma 37

Just make sure he wears a dunce cap so there's no little fucktards.

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websphere69 27

so less bedroom time means less fucktardness.... lol

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rockyannie 11

tell him you will be glad to call him that for the rest of his life as long as he doesn't mind not having sex with you for eternity.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

He's not very wound up now is he.

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jrod9327 17

I hope he gave a reason why or that is just plain WTF

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buckdharma 37

If you pass Professor Fucktard's stringent curriculum, you'll earn a degree in freaky.

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outoftown 26

Tell him he has to start as Assistant Professor Fucktard, without tenure, then work his way up ;)

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BaraSkit07 12

Call him doctor professor cocks. Scrubs reference.

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theofficialkumar 6

You need to study a different subject, he sounds like a creep!

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