By O_O - 12/07/2013 20:15 - United States - Columbus

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML
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lyssgross 16

I wonder how that fantasy got started....

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chocolatefrog28 29

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

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michaelaranda 28

Theres nothing wrong about that. Different things turn different people on.

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TheDrifter 23

Yeah, but this ones even weirder than the girl who insisted on calling me Santa in bed.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

^ Lets hope you had a good present for her.

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theaaxis 27

Hey, take it as a compliment, she must've thought you had a great package!

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chocolatefrog28 29

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

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AKGirlinSD 20

^I love that you found a compromise. Twatwaffle is a keeper, therefore, I'm using it LOL.

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purebliss_fml 19

That's how he gets his rocks off? Professor Fucktard? Surely it's a joke or bet he has going with his mates.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13

That way when he "enters" you, he can say "the doctor is in..."

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challan 19

Become Dean Cockblocker.

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Enslaved 36

Only if professor has a PhD (Pretty Hard Dick):P

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olpally 32

He really is a fucktard.

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punkyboy 11

actually he is doctor professor fucktard

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bethers_ 22

I've always used fucktard as an insult, not as a dirty pet name.. Maybe he needs to think about the connotations. Professor Fuckwell sounds a lot better right? Yes? ...maybe? Yeah it's just not working.

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