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I don't want to be raped..or stalked...so I'm not telling., U.S.A
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Sunday 06 May 1990

Savannahdragon

I'm a freshman vocal major, so obviously I love to sing... I also love to smoke ciggarettes, but unfortunetly there's a conflict of interest there. So, basically it's bye bye ciggarettes. It's really not fun... at all. I really don't know why I'm putting that in this profile. That's not actually about me...it's just a random fact. Whatever. It's what's on my mind right now. No one will read this, anyway. But, moving on, I also love to write music, poetry, and short stories. Although my flash drive just recently got crushed and now all of my short stories are gone. So my life sucks right now because of that...maybe that's why I'm gravitating towards this website.

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Wrong end of the stick

anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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You're under arrest

poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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