Mr Plymouth, USA 40 years-old
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
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