Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
MegaTheater
justabitembarrassed
Chagrin Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Notaplacetogo
Walnut Creek, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML